September 16, 2006
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xcheckitoutx
i am enamored with writing things in check memo fields. it is a rare chance for comedy in the otherwise staid world of financial services and automated check processing!
i have always been a fan of writing “stop following me,” just because i love the idea of a guy who is being followed by someone, and then gets so pissed off that he spins around, whips out his checkbook, and cuts the dude a check then and there just to make him go somewhere else.
other good ideas:
“for your continued silence!”
“the exact value of a broken heart”
“no one ever has to know…”
“we can still be friends, right?”
“protection racket”
(totally stolen from ryan north)
end::this table is set for one
